Job Description

After a smarty pants told me that I could add that to my job description today I thought it was high time I actually wrote it down, so here goes.

(Please note that much if this would never be found on a piece of actual paper)

• teacher
• child minder
• referee
• councillor (...really, now how does that make you feel?)
• nurse, no lets make it doctor
• apprentice builder (it is a hard life holding things in place)
• fencing contractor

• station hand (including yard work, lick runs)
• art critic (Oh that looks nice, very colourful. I love the shapes you used ...)
• chef extraordinaire (ummm dinner? Sausages are on top so curried sausages it is.)
• cleaner
• first aid officer
• disciplinarian
• secretary (I swear I spend as much time answering the phone as I do teaching school)
• gardener
• painter
• baker(yummm cake)
• hair dresser
• technical officer (well you know how to use yours so you must know whats wrong with mine)
• artist

• resource developer (someone has to come up with the fun number and alphabet games)
• photographer
• weather presenter
• furniture removalist
• rubbish disposalist (well burner)
• examiner
• story teller
• shop assistant
• editor
• producer
• audience (sometime reluctant)
• detective
• treasure hunter
• personal shopper (The first day I went shopping with my boss we got four trolleys full ... then we had to fit it in the car. Since that fateful day I have done many a shop myself)
• packer
• taxi (getting kids to cluster is such hard work)
• coach
• tow vehicle/rescue
• spotter (for roos, boggy patches, how close)
• animal husbandry expert

• butchers apprentice
• emergency carer
• electrician (darn powers out, nope not the fuses, bloody generator)
• plumber
• diesel mechanic (well checking the water, oil and filling the generator with diesel must count for something)
• parts photographer (so they can repair the stinking generator so we don't have to use the crank one)
• scientist
• metal detector
• life saver (I'm the Queen of the dam)
• supervisor
• events manager (how else would we get Fun Friday ... and I do share knowledge about coming events)

• official wet season gate person (VERY important job, I swear the only reason I was invited on the emergency shopping trips was to open the gates)
• repair person
• computer technician (honestly if you know one thing about a computer you must know everything)
• freight carrier (who else would bring all that important stuff home)
• DJ

• washer woman
• goat wrangler (the stinking things got into the yard AGAIN)
• judge ( I don't care who was on there first the rule is one at a time so you a banned for the rest of the day ... hmmm harsh)
• mail lady
• entertainer/hostess
• musterer (okay so that one is really stretching the truth, I walked and trotted on a horse to the creek and back but then again I have helped out in a ute)
• dog trainer
• maid

Well the list keeps going

(some things may be stretching the truth just a bit)